1/4 college is over and very much stashed away. now i can draw moirail kisses and bloody blackrom kids without feeling guilty!

i washed out the pot before finding out there WASN’T ANY MORE RAMEN LEFT, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME COLLEGE LIFE

at a point in fandom timeline where i have to check myself before texting “shore” instead of “sure” to people becAUSE WAIT THEY’RE NOT A HOMESTUCK ABORT

ADD ME AND MEET YOUR END BITCHES

YOU THINKY YOU CAN WIN AGAINST FREEDOM? U R WRONG

it is currently 31ºC outside which renders me entirely incapable of functioning

also i have a 7-8 page art paper due tomorrow which i haven’t started yet

someone give my life a gold star

and then my brand of knightlight got a little too particular for words

• huge slice of gross cheese pizza
• professor that talked like a machine gun
• robert de niro was p attractive in the 80s hrmmrm
• OTHERWISE MASSIVELY DEPRESSING MOVIE
• intermittent fictional character feels
• ????
• 2 psych credits; SCORE

sometimes i read a fic in vain hope and end up in contact with characterisation so awful it makes me literally cringe in heartfelt pain that my babies are being bastardized and desecrated so ruthlessly but it’s like a train wreck in which the entire locomotive is enveloped in hellfire and smoke and try as i might i can’t tear my gander bulbs off it until there is naught but smoldering debris left in its wake which i gather up in arms sullen with emotion and emit an extended whisper of noo..ooo…………

2 page book review + 6 page chem formal report = APPROXIMATE 8 PAGES OF WRITING DONE TODAY, you can bet your ass that is a fuckin’ achievement unlocked

MAN I AM GOING TO MAKE A CELEBRATORY PIECE OF TOAST NOW

ggg this report is causing me nigh physical pain to write it may have something to do with the fact that the point of these preposterously lengthy papers is very much lost on me

going to reward myself after finishing this monster by BREAKIN’ FREE and writing fic for the whole of tonight (WOW THAT’S REALLY COOL OF YOU TINA) (i know)