atenineten:

strawberry kiwi ship

ixerro:

wecansexy:

here is a humorous comic about a guy laughing about cutting off his own leg and then falling over

Too bad he cut off the wrong leg. He’s gonna be pissed.

duedlyfirearms:

i’ll say nothing on your microphone
till you swear to take me home
there’s a one foot boy eleven stone
he’s sitting on my shoulder
i’m too scared to look away, 
he comes here almost everyday
and everyday i push him off and tell him boy we’re over

mulattafury:

So it makes a lot more sense now that uu fetishizes affection so much.

Also it’s now suddenly 100000% sadder.

Anyway, there is nothing I won’t ship.

atenineten:

i hate yoU.

zebeck:

so uh possible humanstuck UU and uu?? i might poke them around later but uh…..yeah….

i’m thinking they lived in puerto rico before moving all the way to texas (OBV REASONS ON MY PART I’M SORRY HAHA) and even though they speak english almost perfectly they still slip some spanish here and there esp when upset (ESP uu, he almost always swears in spanish hahaha)

also can you tell what i did to UU’s bracelet? :3c ofc you can hehhe

yummytomatoes:

I shouldnt be allowed to draw
~~update art~~~
At 4:30 am
ill regret these doodles later but when he said this i snorted  

thejotaku:

It’s my headcanon that uu gets off on really romantic gestures.  He’ll just lay in bed (or slime whatever) at night fantasizing over things like getting flowers or holding hands with someone, etc.  All that anger is just a tough guy front. :9

wecansexy:

fandom

vulturer:

crowry:

They all get married

oh god their house/apartment/whatever is an absolute disaster

uu wakes up in the middle of the night and fights dirk’s robotic monstrosities in the living room and breaks a bunch of furniture in the process, then passes out happily on the carpet covered in petrol, snuggling a severed metal torso

in the morning, jane and dirk walk into the kitchen and UU is sitting on the counter nibbling on a leftover funfetti-cupcake-in-an-ice-cream-cone-with-bbq-sauce-frosting looking like a natural disaster and a half and exasperated about it

dirk wants to scream because this is the third time this week that uu has ruined all of his progress, plus broken every lamp, plus tracked oil all over the couch and they just steam-cleaned it, but he can’t because UU says she’s really really sorry in the sweetest british mumble and is scratching her gangly troll feet together and she’s wearing one of his shirts, cause uu is a kleptomaniac

jane sighs and runs a washcloth under warm water and starts to clean UU off, clicking her tongue and saying oh come off it already, you know it’s not your fault you silly goose

then dirk just throws up his hands and makes a huge pot of coffee, extra extra extra dark

then jane and dirk hop onto the counter on either side of UU and eat the rest of the funfetti-cupcakes-in-ice-cream-cones-with-bbq-sauce-frosting for breakfast

then they kiss you know what i’m just gonna go lie down for a second and stare at the ceiling because i can’t