yummytomatoes:

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Describe your sex life with a Pokemon Move.

faiell:

shunao:

pokemonmasterkimba:

Random # generator: http://www.random.org/

Pokemon move list: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_moves

Go.

Mega Punch

gtfo pls hahahaha

Fissure……………..

what the hell OMFG;;

DISABLE

KLASDFJLKDSJFKLJDGKL

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[Sbarg Land 5] Land of Mirrors and Shade (LOMAS)

snyuuk:

The unlucky planet shows no concern for the shards and points of broken mirrors that scatter themselves like hail and the fallen leaves of autumn. These mirrors spike up like icebergs and serve contorted images of any passerby, the reflection returning to a warped perspective when the land smooths and yields to soft hills where the ground remains flawless. The pathways pass through these valleys of reflective glass that cover every inch of the planet like grass, breaking and cracking to give mercy to cliffs and mountains, revealing a blue earth almost as dark as the blackened gravel roads.

The oceans are a light gray, a color that would not be well trusted back on earth, but the whole world is here to offer a reflection. The water spares such an act and blurs with healthy murk. It tastes lightly of iron. It’s a dark land, where the sun is constantly eclipsed by the looming moon that seems close enough to stroke with the back of a finger. A red ring burns around it—the sun’s only protest to the moon, though deep blue clouds block out these images as they float across the sky.

There are forests in LOMAS, and the mirrors crack and shamble at the feet of the trees, humbly growing against the trunks before resigning themselves to another path. Villagers live in tree huts, away from the mirrors, with wooden houses that rest against tree branches, and pathways that are coated with blue moss that embrace the sky.

They don’t fear their reflections, nor do they understand when you explain the amount of bad luck this one planet has accumulated with a brisk walk around the block. Everyone and everything on LOMAS is beautiful, and when you live amongst the elements of reflection, the best way to see oneself is to look down.

They decide to live above this.

At times, the children scamper down from their tree huts and slide against the flawless valleys of glass, giggling when the hills act as slides, and adrenaline rushes to their ears and noses. Their fingerprints are left behind, only to be washed away by the light rain showers that rinse the planet every now and again. It makes everything slippery.

When the water clears and the valleys dry, the horizon kisses the skyline with gentle passion, bringing the two together, as the moon that burns red, the clouds that fade blue, and the stars that sprinkle the darkened sky become tangible in a world of reflections. The villagers sing hymns and lullabies, where they can’t identify if they’re dancing across a lake of glass, or watching from the sky like gods.

Welcome to LOMAS. Windex not included. 

oh gracious sakes, this is gorgeous.

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my conclusion on the update

miraculoustang:

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# JESRK # FUCK # ME # SPOILERS

Tumblr Stalker Test

Type each letter in your address bar and fill in the first one that comes up:

  • A - apastrom
  • B - buffdaddyjohn
  • C - cosmicvampire
  • D - demshiz
  • E - eastereggstuck
  • F - facebook.com
  • G - gmail.com
  • H - heythereyoungdreamer
  • I - ( my character site on weebly :3c)
  • J - johnhugs
  • K - karaokeparty.com…………..
  • L - lionyawn
  • M - mspaintadventures.com
  • N - netflix.com
  • O - o-oneesama
  • P - paratactician
  • Q - quisling
  • R - roachpatrol
  • S - shoeboxing……
  • T - tumblr.com
  • U - unbreakablesword
  • V - ??
  • W - watchseries.eu
  • X - ??
  • Y - yoyonaki
  • Z - ( an easteregg spoiler!!! )
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# me # mlia etc

Alternate SBURB Title Test →

Page of Light.

Pages tend to be extremely weak and passive at the start of their journeys. However, they have incredible potential, and if they can survive long enough to reach god tier, their powers will make all others’ pale in comparison.

Light players have power over fortune. As such, their powers allow them to understand fortuitous outcomes and the events that lead to them, or to directly alter the likelihood of those outcomes occurring. Despite the title of Light, many Light heroes tend to be ‘darker’ than their companions, and are willing to take more risks in the pursuit of success.

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What's your secret fetish? →

whaoanon:

yaoiguai:

finn’s fetish is business suits.

dot dot dot

Shad’s fetish is villains.

Tina’s fetish is comedy/people who can always make them laugh.

oh hun how you play my heartstrings well

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What is your Homestuck introduction? →

holatoreador:

davestriderscock:

Your name is Hidey. Boy do you like LIPS. You also FLIRT but suck at it. What will you do?

Your name is Ezekiel. Boy do you like LIPS. You also KISS but fail at it. What will you do?

}:’) 
oh. 

Your name is Tina. Boy do you like BOOKS. You also LIE but stink at it. What will you do?

holy fuck, the most accurate description of me there has ever been.

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lionyawn:

apastrom:

always-believe-in-heroes:

Loki took me to Asgard and we had dinner. Then, that night as we watched tv and as he cuddled me he said “You’re perfect”. 

Captain America took me to the statue of liberty and we watched the sunset.  Then that night we cuddled under a blanket and as he looked into my eyes (omg this is so fucking sappy lol) he said ‘You’re the only one for me”. 

dr. bruce banner took me to central park and we saw a movie then, that night we held hands and as he whispered in my ear he said “come home with me”

B000 on my second go i got

thor took me to asgard and we got a coffee ( LOL) then, that night we cuddled under a blanket and he put a ring on my finger he said “let’s go to the bedroom”

loki took me to the helicarrier and we saw a movie THEN THAT NIGHT we had a fight and as he whispered in my ear he said “we need to talk.”

yeah man that whole take over the world thing is really putting some unneeded friction on our relationship

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Which Avenger Are You? →

You are most like Hawkeye. You are independent and “street-smart”. You prefer to stay out of the spotlight and look at the big picture of things. Though you tend to follow others and are very trusting, you are also not intimidated by those who might be stronger or smarter. You are precise and methodical, and once you have something in your sights, there isn’t a thing that will stop you from hitting your mark.
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LET’S ALL GIVE A QUICK “THANK YOU” TO THOSE WHO GOT US INTO HOMESTUCK!!

yiffmyass:

thanks tumblr for helping me sell my soul

JESUS DICKS I GOT THE NAME COMPLETELY MIXED UP revised version: thank you deviantart user kicksatanout and forgotten god of good taste who led me to click it back in ‘10

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Who will animate you? You're being adapted to an anime! →

mamafriesmeal:

By Studio Deen, a 25 episode yuri anime about sono’s suffering.”

WOW THE MOST FUCKING ACCURATE THING.

I AM THE WORST FUCKING ANIME GUYS I’VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR YEARS.

"By Gainax, a 1 episode mecha anime about Tina’s school life."

i. yes.

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unbreakablesword:

capslocksam:

spirit-of-vrillyhoo:

ponweiwest:

i reALLY LIKE THIS??????

KNIGHT OF DOOM AGAIN.
I AM SERIOUSLY…
UUUUGH 



PRETTY FUCKING FOND OF MY LAND LOL

OH GREAT ANOTHER DOOM CLASS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Page of Hope

Land of Bismuth and Sand

Lancekind

Salamanders

… interesting?

heir of mind, land of glass and yogurt (WOW), bowkind, crocs!

the first time i tried this i got karkat’s ENTIRE TITLE + SPECIBUS, WHICH WAS NEAT AS HELL BUT I, WHAT

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# me

LET’S ALL GIVE A QUICK “THANK YOU” TO THOSE WHO GOT US INTO HOMESTUCK!!

yiffmyass:

thanks tumblr for helping me sell my soul

thank you tumblr user kyrianne and forgotten god of good taste who led me to click it back in ‘10

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ada-or-ardor:

demagogol:

kayliemalinza:

stunt-muppet:
Land of Mist and Steel.
Shit my Sburb planet is Silent Hill

land of MAGNETS and TEETH
AW HELL YEAH
:D

land of mist and labyrinth
oh
okay
thanks a lot, SBURB
just what me and my impeccable sense of direction desired

land of roses and skin
saucy

land of islands and veils
totally okay with this/on it like white on rice/MM MMM LOVIN IT

ada-or-ardor:

demagogol:

kayliemalinza:

stunt-muppet:

Land of Mist and Steel.

Shit my Sburb planet is Silent Hill

land of MAGNETS and TEETH

AW HELL YEAH

:D

land of mist and labyrinth

oh

okay

thanks a lot, SBURB

just what me and my impeccable sense of direction desired

land of roses and skin

saucy

land of islands and veils

totally okay with this/on it like white on rice/MM MMM LOVIN IT

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