goodjobjules:

you can also replace the last line with many other things
“DO YOU SELL MAC N CHEESE” why
“DO YOU SELL CHINESE FOOD” our store even says “japanese foods” right outside
“I BET YOU EAT SUSHI EVERY DAY”
“HURHUR ZARA DOESN’T SOUND LIKE A VERY JAPANESE NAME” LEAVE ME ALONE STOP MAKING COMMENTS ABOUT MY NAME
“CAN YOU SPEAK ENGLISH” actually it should say “greet customer in english” “CAN YOU SPEAK ENGLISH” come on people i have the least asian sounding accent out of everyone in the entire store
in regards to the gung hay fat choy thing MAN. the dude was like GUNG HAY FAT CHOY and his friend was like “hey man that’s chinese” and he was like “doesn’t matter it still means happy new year they have the same new year” and i’m like “dude that’s chinese, japanese people celebrate new years at new years” and he was like DOOOOEEESNNNT MATTERRRRR NYUK NYUK IT’S ALL THE SAME HAHA ALL ASIANS ARE CHINESE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i mean i can’t really have much of a right to be offended because i am part chinese but you’re in a japanese store. my coworker was like what the hell baka

goodjobjules:

you can also replace the last line with many other things

“DO YOU SELL MAC N CHEESE” why

“DO YOU SELL CHINESE FOOD” our store even says “japanese foods” right outside

“I BET YOU EAT SUSHI EVERY DAY”

“HURHUR ZARA DOESN’T SOUND LIKE A VERY JAPANESE NAME” LEAVE ME ALONE STOP MAKING COMMENTS ABOUT MY NAME

“CAN YOU SPEAK ENGLISH” actually it should say “greet customer in english” “CAN YOU SPEAK ENGLISH” come on people i have the least asian sounding accent out of everyone in the entire store

in regards to the gung hay fat choy thing MAN. the dude was like GUNG HAY FAT CHOY and his friend was like “hey man that’s chinese” and he was like “doesn’t matter it still means happy new year they have the same new year” and i’m like “dude that’s chinese, japanese people celebrate new years at new years” and he was like DOOOOEEESNNNT MATTERRRRR NYUK NYUK IT’S ALL THE SAME HAHA ALL ASIANS ARE CHINESE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i mean i can’t really have much of a right to be offended because i am part chinese but you’re in a japanese store. my coworker was like what the hell baka

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metropoliskingdom:

paranoid-android92:








So you’re telling me that you don’t play the drums like this?!


LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TAYLOR, YOU’VE CAUSED THE COLLAPSE OF THE TUMBLR MUSIC COMMUNITY.




wait how do you make it make noise


idk what I’m doing TAYOR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

WHAT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA







askfjdOH MY GOD ALL OF YOU BE MY BEST FRIEND NOW


Yall don’t know about the new electric mouthpiece?

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image

So you’re telling me that you don’t play the drums like this?!

image

LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TAYLOR, YOU’VE CAUSED THE COLLAPSE OF THE TUMBLR MUSIC COMMUNITY.

wait how do you make it make noise

idk what I’m doing TAYOR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

WHAT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

askfjdOH MY GOD ALL OF YOU BE MY BEST FRIEND NOW

Yall don’t know about the new electric mouthpiece?

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A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook

OMFG LOLOLOL

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Petrus Christus, The Nativity
Oops! Dropped him!

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Petrus Christus, The Nativity

Oops! Dropped him!

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In a land of myth and a time of magic. The destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young man. His name…

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birgisson—somerss:

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#omg #they should just have bradley yell this at the beginning of every episode #who needs dramatic whispering

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HOLY FUCK

oh my god so okay so this Thanksgiving I reunited with my deaf step-grandparents who I haven’t seen since I was two years old, so I’m really nervous because I hope they like me and also because it’s hard to communicate since I don’t know a lot of sign language

My stepdad has been…

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one day during economics this black kid sat down and opened his backpack then he took a bottle of maple syrup out of it and put it under his desk and it stayed there the whole class and then when class was over he put it back in his backpack and left

nobody knows why he had maple syrup or why he put it under his desk

nobody dared to ask

he was suspended the next week for coming to school high

i found the picture

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I put eyebrows on my dog omfg

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I put eyebrows on my dog omfg

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Wholock christmas special

OH MY GOD. LEGIT DYING. WHAT IS THIS.

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