This happens when you have a lot of free time and fandoms, also you have to be incerdibly bored. But i still ship it.
obama means family
obama means nobody gets left behind
And hey, you, don’t you think it’s kind of cute
That I tried to escape the afterlife
That I tried to get back in your arms alive
That I died in your arms that nightArms Tonite | Mother Mother
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You're reading A Tale of Two Cities. I-
stunned speechless by the sheer immensity of my magnificence i see |
on a scale of cory to party rock how in the house are you
great mustache adjectives:
- voluptuous
- shapely
- ample
- firm
- hirsute
- voluminous
- bounteous
- (talk 80% like it is breasts and 20% like its a bear)
I will be like Erik in x-men and I will hunt down every single person who allowed this. I will stalk them to bars and they’ll be trying to act all important because they think they’re hot shit but I’ll know who they are and I’ll know what I’m going to do.
I’ll open up a laptop and they’ll giggle and be like “oh.. a computer, huh? I see you use a mac.”
and I’ll say “das beste.”
and they’ll be like “hurrhurr we happen to be internet users ourselves. yep.”
and i’ll be like “really? For I myself happen to be a surfer of the interwebs. What do you guys do?”
and one guy will try to keep a straight face and says “I’m a facebook farmer.” and the other guy will go “I make dress up dolls on deviantart. My whole family does.”
and I’ll come over to sit with them as they ask me what I do on the internet.
and I’ll say “oh I’m a tumblrblogger.”
and they’ll snicker because they know tumblr was never the same after the law that they themselves passed. “What is the name of your blog?” they ask.
I smile calmly at them and say “My blog doesn’t have a name. It was taken from me… by facebook farmers.. and deviantart dress-up doll makers.”
and then they’ll realize something isn’t quite right but it will be too late.
I will kill them with their own knives and guns. and they will know that the internet is striking back and none who opposed it will be left alive by me.
……I just thought my followers oughtta know so when you see a story about this in the newspapers you’ll be like “lol hey”
