“My mate Benedict [Cumberbatch] plays Holmes, so we have lovely mornings where we go, ‘Hi Sherlock! Hi Doctor!’ I think they should do an episode with him: these two great minds going, ‘Ding- ding-ding! Whatcha got?”—Matt Smith (via pdaervo)
OMG THERE WAS A COUPLE HAVING SEX AT SCHOOL AND MY SASSY BLACK FRIEND JAMAL WALKED IN ON THEM AND HE LITERALLY HELLED “AW HELL NAH SON WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA YOOOOOO” AND I WAS PEEING MYSELF IM STILL LAUGHING OMFG
UPDATE! Incredible album art by the talented (confirmed) and beautiful (unconfirmed but probably true!) Tori! You should definitely check out their art! I love their style! Reblog if you can for no other reason than they are rad and deserve some sweet exposure!
headcannon fanfiction about music time this is my favorite part
0.00 Imp Ambush!
0.04 Jade warms up (Bassline)
0.15 Space-Witch Telepooorrt
0.27 another teleport
0.31 Jade is becoming more comfortable with her abilities, but something still feels weak and anemic with the melody (synths)
0.59 The imps strike back, but there are more of them than she had hoped Jade is knocked down
1.06 Help arrives, but who is it? Jade can’t see without her glasses. (trumpets)
1.36 Glasses on, Its Dave! (I-i-i-i-its Love, Chordal resolution in trumpets)
1:40 Dave handles the fuck out of some Imps (record scratches) Jade helps (synth melody/bassline)
1.53 Jade starts to feel a little more comfortable handling things on her own. Dave steps back for a bit.
2.20 jade what are you doing (Dave has to reverse time a bit.)
2.21 The melody starts to fill in as Jade begins to feel more comfortable (Layered Synths) Dave supports her with some phat beatz
3.01 Some big fuckers come. Unfortunately for them Dave is sort of in his element. Whoops. (Beatdown Melody/Scratches)
3.16 Don’t count Jade out though.
3.30 Jade is hurt.
3.42 Not on Dave’s watch.
3.46 Lets try this again.
3.47 The imminent danger handled Dave lets sits back, he is tired.
3.47 but there are still imps to be dealt with. (Drums) It is Jades turn to protect Dave.
4.01 Hey turns out Jade is sort of rad.
4.33 You’ve done well, Jade. They embrace.
hahahaha time to explain to my wife and friends what exactly I’m writing here.
Incredible new album art! Tori did an excellent job!
We have before us our ticket back in to the courtrooms:
AAI was fun, AAI2 got its passport stolen, but this just might be our moment. Rabid fan demand got Phoenix put in UMvC3. Don’t let up. Put on your best doe eyes for Capcom. Let’s bring this one home.
While I’m here, let’s discuss theories and conspiracies. Take a look at the GS1-3 logos:
Notice “Gyakuen Saiban” is in blue. Now look at the fourth installment:
That’s right, it’s in the red of PURE BURNING JUSTICE. (While we’re at it, AAI had purple because Edgeworth is in purple. Pfffthahaha) Well, Five is not. It’s in blue again. However, that big ol’ 5 is looking startlingly red to me.
Will this be the story of two lawyers? Will Phoenix have picked up his badge to show his little fanboy how to run in the big time? I’d like to think so.
Oh, and he really is a fanboy. I mean look at this:
How adorable. Is he blushing? He’s like Maya’s height to boot.
So that’s where my wild fan imagination leads me using absolutely no clues but the game’s logo. At least I don’t think the government put radios in my molars, right?
Oh, and one last thing. Defense team on a plane:
This is a good time for a great series, my friends. Let’s get hype.
(Group shot picture now replaced by better quality from Court Records.)