Firstly, you confront me with a plural, which implies multiple greetings all at once. If I were honest, I would say it is quite a lot to handle. What’s more, do you intend to confound me once more with a longer sentence this time? Which brings up the question of structure. Technically speaking, this is not a soundly built sentence at all. It has an implied subject, but no predicate. Your greeting is unsound, grasshopper.
You pose another challenge, but the idea of backing down from such doesn’t even cross my mind. Your message is simple in its lack of punctuation as well as capitalization, yet perhaps it is misleading in that way exactly. Do you mean it as an inquisitive question? Are you requesting my current presence? Or are you aware of my whereabouts, and is only communicating a salutation? Most puzzling.
This simplicity of this greeting is rather unnerving. Do you mean to confuse me with your modest monosyllabic address? Or is there some deeper meaning made to be uncovered with these two mysterious letters you have placed in my ask? Well, I’ll tell you here. Mere puzzles will not confound me. Just you wait; I will descry the clandestine definition of this seemingly straightforward message, and discover your true intentions.
I think we should start a new thread of convo the last one was getting out of hand.
Did I answer this? I don’t think so. So.
Hi. Hello. How are you doing this fine one-o’clock-in-the-morning. You know what we should do? Right now? Go write fics in google docs. Or rather, you go write beauty and I’ll watch creepily and comment on every line in the chatbox.
Ahahaha, I recognized your name from your application [which was phenomenal, by the way].
Thank you! That was the first piece I've written for myself in a long while, so it was pretty refreshing to do. Plus, how can you go wrong with Karkat monologues?
Oh goodness, I can already tell this is going to confuse me, since there are two Jades on my Skype and John and nnnnngh... This is going to work out; I’m a fast learner. Yes. I can do this. Pssssh, those cat puns make me feel so derpy, but I’m glad that you appreciate them! When you’re next online, hit me up! I think I’ve only ever spoken to you once, and that is just a shame.
*keeps a keen eye on Skype*
Ah, really? You’re not rusty at all, I’m jellyyyyy. Pffahaha, true that!
Oh haha sorry man! I can change it to… well I usually go by kirst on the internet, maybe I should just put Jade in parenthesis… God I have no clue LOL. Haha I’m in love with silly puns in general, but yours are just superior, man. /thumbsUP for YOU!
Haha of course! Sometimes I pull a disappearing act on Skype though (derp I leave it open and run off to do something else pff), sorry in advance if I take really long in replying ):
First off, thank you for taking the time to read my humanstuck fiction! I tend to think I'm too "TL;DR" for people, so I definitely appreciate it.
And secondly, why do we not talk more? You're our John in Hivestuck, right? 8}
dlskfj I didn’t realize that was you! I just track the humanstuck tag @_@
Dayumm you write well. I love all the little details in character interactions, and the dialogue is brilliant!
We. Should. I’m John AND Jade, depending on which rp you’re looking at! :D Also, confession time: I’ve always thought your cat puns were pretty incredible. Uh. YEAH.
The original “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog” web series, starring Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion turned out to be pretty good… honestly, a bit better than I had expected at first, and if you were a fan of the original, it looks like that Whedon’s working on a Dr. Horrible sequel.
“As long as I live, I’ll hear waterfalls and birds and winds sing. I’ll interpret the rocks, learn the language of flood, storm, and the avalanche. I’ll acquaint myself with the glaciers and wild gardens, and get as near the heart of the world as I can.”—John Muir (via caveofmind)
I saw that video of the guy dancing that everyone reblogged saying, “OH IT’S DAVE!”, for the first time today, so I figured I’d have a little fun with it. You can find the original videos by Guile (Takesomecrime on youtube) here and here!
i need this on my blog forever.
seven am waking up in the morning browsing tumblr and then see this